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Green Demotivational Poster


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm, #242528
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am, #242523
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm, #241297
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm, #240998
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm, #240659
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am, #240643
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am, #240642
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am, #240640
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am, #240639
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am, #240638
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm, #225449
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am, #225174
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm, #225023
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.


PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.


TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by mikejam

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm, #226077
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?


BEING GREEN - Easy it is not




STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.




THE FAIL - runs strong in you




GREEN DAY - Not very green.


TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by pitbull

Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm, #173019
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm, #173015
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am, #171629
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?


SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!




ENVY -


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by gas

nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm, #250250
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm, #250249
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.


NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BOTTLE. -


TAGS: recycle bottle chai river green
Rating: 4.11/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:31 pm, #231357
Woulda given it 5, but could just imagine my fat backside parked on it breaking some of those bottle necks, ouch! 4Ls


TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!




KIND OF BRINGS A TEAR TO THE EYE -


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am, #226681
hic*
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am, #226680
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...


Quality -


TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm, #262037
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm, #247179
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm, #247171

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs


HATERS GONNA HATE - Especially if they have cooler armor.




NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!


TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm, #219122
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am, #96876
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.


RECYCLING - Russians hate it


TAGS: recycling russians hate police greenpeace
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by brnn19

jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:09 pm, #194187
Brnn, listen to these people! RR and mooo put out great stuff and been here a long time. No offense to Ed-Hyde, Im just not as familiar with his work as I am RR and mooo. They are trying to help you, stop acting b*** hurt, listen to them and go for it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:30 am, #193903
So you would prefer a page that only shows copies from other sites? I think, motifake is not the right place for you. I'll hit some more b***ons here to compensate your absence. Way to go! ;)
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 2:34 am, #193901
A surefire way to reduce page impressions and thus revenue. Way to go!
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm, #193836

then by all means please do not deny them your patronage
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 4:50 pm, #193822
They say there is no bad advertisement... Maybe all the negative fuss has its upside. On the other matter - as stated previously, there are "other" similar sites - somewhere someone will care enough to approve.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 11:51 am, #193811

well brnn19, I can help resolve this quite quickly. Would you like us to just stop approving your posters?
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 11:00 am, #193802
Keep it up brnn19. Welcome to Motifake! And these guys, who accuses you of ripping, you'll thank them later. They are nice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:32 am, #193788
Approvers don't have time to research every poster, We have to trust you not to plagiarize. If your other posters are original then they will be judged on funny alone.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am, #193786
Well, several other posters of mine have been approved, let's see on what grounds would someone blame them as well...
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:19 am, #193770
LOL TTH! I copied a poster too in my early days (at least a 3L pic!!!!!111). No problem brnn19, just try to be creative next time. The community want to see some new stuff (and perhaps you can be proud of what you've done!). ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:41 am, #193769
Someone on the other site ripped it off from here and then traveled back in time to post it a week ago? Pretty elaborate just to steal a 2L poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am, #193767
There is no "competing" site...but yeah...don't be a thief.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 8:33 am, #193766
Sounds good, but the above image AND caption were posted on a competing site a week ago.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 7:49 am, #193764
Or the other site ripped it off from here? Logos or anything? No...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:06 am, #193753
Ripped off from another site. 1L, do your own.


GREEN EARTH DAY - It Makes That Much Sense


TAGS: green but no peace
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

Cloudchaser - April 24, 2010, 4:24 am, #173230
Electrics may not be as clean as people think they are, but even with electricity from fossil plants taken into account, they're still cleaner
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:45 pm, #173200
I've got a wind farm attached to me... you don't want to be downwind
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 5:03 pm, #173194
Lots of wind farms here, quite a few dams too.
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 5:02 pm, #173193
six hydro dams here where i am
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:53 pm, #173191
Sorry to hear that, I've smelled both of those, but not at the smae time.
pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:49 pm, #173190
Yea. Try living next to that power plant. Smells like desperation and brain damage.
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:10 pm, #173182
That's a Prius...you don't plug in a Prius. Besides, they don't use coal for power everywhere. Out west we use ground up Timmies, they burn 97% clean!


FICKLE -


TAGS: green grass trespass sh** ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm, #216273
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm, #216191
Great Poster!


DADDY - would you like some sausage?




2ND GRADE - 3 long years for Greeny


TAGS: so sensitive greeny
Rating: 3.73/5

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Greeny - November 23, 2011, 6:43 pm, #226105
I think that was around the time that contacts were becoming popular. My teacher dug in her eyes with her fingers regularly to keep them straight. It was torture to watch. But she was h**.


HOW NOT TO BE SEEN -


TAGS: greeny monty python
Rating: 4.95/5

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McBum - August 2, 2011, 4:18 am, #222329
Now it's just a simple matter of exploding everything until you find him. Then maybe just a bit more after that.
Sean - July 26, 2011, 5:13 pm, #221952
But of course ... kaBOOOM!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm, #221944
5 Pythons.
Greeny - July 26, 2011, 1:41 pm, #221936
lol


ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.




GROWTH -


TAGS: green grass fertilizer growth
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - July 11, 2011, 6:39 pm, #221274
Great. And great use of a basic concept in forensic botany.
mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:36 pm, #221273
where is the other 5ide?...LOL
gas - July 11, 2011, 2:47 pm, #221257
hehe


MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL -


TAGS: lambeau field green bay
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - November 5, 2012, 2:34 pm, #240409
I was at Lambeau Sunday afternoon where the same military honors were done by the crowd numbering some 70,000 roaring drunk fans!
EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 10:08 pm, #240130
Yup!


SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning


TAGS: greeny birds bees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:56 pm, #225931
aaaah; one for the family scrapbook


LIFE IS A JOURNEY -


TAGS: greeney out and about
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2011, 6:04 pm, #225740

ewwwwwwwwww
champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:41 pm, #225697
BAHAHAHAH!! Dammit, just wasted a beer on my 5creen.
Greeny - November 10, 2011, 7:38 pm, #225693
geezus jones - looks like I can't reach the tissue5


GREEN - It's the new stupid.


TAGS: green environment nuclear power
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Jianju - September 8, 2013, 12:26 am, #249422
Well, Zed, has Japan's disaster altered your feelings on the subject?
fred - March 12, 2010, 6:59 pm, #164118
James Lovelock: "only nuclear power can now halt global warming"
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 9:23 am, #145216
green (adj): 1. immature in age or judgment; untrained; inexperienced: a green worker. 2. simple; unsophisticated; gullible; easily fooled.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 12:43 pm, #124346
Seeing as how the radiation leakage of the sealed waste is less than that of unrefined uranium, I'd be happy to have it stored in my back yard, yes. But keeping it out of one's state is a political ballgame that no one wants to lose.
Zed - September 7, 2009, 8:50 pm, #115824
How about Antarctica? It's actually bigger than Africa (the largest inhabited continent on the planet) and no-one lives in Antarctica.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 1:13 am, #115678
True, that is an issue, but hardly one that dwarfs the benefits given global warming.
th3flyboy - September 7, 2009, 1:07 am, #115675
the issue isn't the emissions, it's where you put the waste... unless you're volunteering your yard?
Zed - September 1, 2009, 2:21 am, #113749
it unfortunately has too much of a negative perception in the USA.
Zed - September 1, 2009, 2:20 am, #113748
Unfortunately, we have too many screaming ninnies who don't realize that Three Mile Island and Chernobyl were utter aberrations, and that there has been no major incidents with any nuclear reactor built after 1968. As much as I'd like better nuclear power
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:47 am, #113747
I've often said that you's guys should become more like the French. *snickers*
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:34 am, #113744
Oh yeah? Well it's gonna cost ya. And I am basing my "knowledge" on what little I remember from a field trip to one a few decades ago. And my zipper broke earlier that day so I may have been didstracted somewhat by embarassment.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:25 am, #113743
Looks like we've found some common ground. I'd like to learn more about these CANDU reactors. Maybe we can use that as a model for this country if we can get a govt willing to consider the benefits of nuclear technology and how it can help the US.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:05 am, #113730
I am so pro-nuclear it's not funny -- much like this comment. Of course I'm partial to the Canadian technology, the so called CANDU reactors (I think). Use the heavy water as your coolant. All but melt down proof as no coolant, no continued reaction.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:01 am, #113726
I'll take 30 years that reduce our dependency of foriegn fuel until other technologies mature or we get some more breeder reactors going.
Derek - August 31, 2009, 6:17 pm, #113637
Sadly not plentiful. Without breeder reactors, we've got ~30 years worth of nuclear power left.


WHITEFISH - Wouldn't it be "Blackfish" since he's a Black Lantern now?


TAGS: aquaman aqualad tempest atlantis green lantern black lanterns corps
Rating: 1.71/5

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Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:48 pm, #101510
JALFORD Worst Motifaker EVER!


GREEN ENERGY -


TAGS: wind turbine spins green
Rating: 4.59/5

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champ99 - November 10, 2011, 11:34 am, #225683
Thanks!
mariand - November 9, 2011, 5:22 pm, #225655
LOL...cool


SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"


TAGS: referee greenbay packers seahawks bad
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 5:01 pm, #239521
Holy crap! I live in Kewaunee County.
Sh8kes - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm, #239461
Thanks for the Advice about the color, I agree, it came out a bit dark
motinet - September 26, 2012, 10:10 am, #239412

Should post these to http://www.sportingbreakdown.com/
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 9:43 am, #239411
Emilio is right. Good first poster, though. I live in Green Bay and we got robbed!!!
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:48 am, #239406
Better start using a brighter color for your text.


KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!


TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm, #184476
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.


SMOOOOTH OPERATOR -


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 12, 2012, 10:00 pm, #236220
Surely the fourth line should be; "Are you two women both from Scotland?" ?
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:52 pm, #236209
LMAO! Amsome poster Airman.
motinet - June 12, 2012, 3:52 pm, #236208

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG!
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:51 am, #236198
THAT is so funny!!! Way to go Airman!
Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:55 pm, #236193
I like these posters LOL. 5L
Greeny - June 11, 2012, 9:18 pm, #236190
hahaha... gave me flashbacks of two mountain 'women' in a bar once upon a time; they hit very hard, but at least they let me go...
mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:57 pm, #236184
hahaha...english humor?


AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am, #176133
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am, #176127
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


IRONY -




IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.


TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm, #218462
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm, #80271
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm, #77741
the green arrow is not that bad


it might have been -


TAGS: kennedy assasination dallas speech john greenleaf whittier
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:22 am, #258203
Where was I when I heard that Kennedy was sh**? In diapers. He and his brother both tried to make the world a better place. Although their time was short, they got a lot done, and even more good stuff started. 5 black (mourning) lions


Reusable Shopping Bags -


TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm, #249061
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am, #249046
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!


SAVE A TREE - Wipe your butt with an owl.




MOTHER NATURE -




BURGER WITH DRINK AND SIDE OF FRIES - Behold the terror in my eyes Let all know that I wear this ring Fear my power BURGER KING!


TAGS: burger king freaky sinerstro green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

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GoForthAndDie - February 12, 2009, 10:39 pm, #59233
Very nice :)


I HAVE A FEAR OF... -


TAGS: fear life end old greeny
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:27 pm, #233367
three hours, one hour, still....
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:25 pm, #233366
Still, as in, my misstatement is still there. Still, as in, I’m gonna still have to explain myself to Greeny in about three hours…Still, as in, this fricking poster is going to the h** list, then the hall of fame, and my misstatement will still be there
Greeny - April 15, 2012, 9:15 pm, #233364
uh, still? Rick made something amsome out of some menial ramblings... although it's probably a good thing I didn't have the laundry on my mind...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:42 pm, #233346
Still, a good composition…
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm, #233343
I feel as if I need to re-iterate; Greeny did inspire me to do this...
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:00 pm, #233339
I was just (quite a few hours back) thinking of this poster... tried to remember the wording to it... 5L


WOULD YOU -




ST. PATTY'S DAY -




SCHOOL LUNCH - Don't you see? It's people! School lunch is people!


TAGS: soylent green school lunch gross
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:10 am, #227015
Baked Not Fried !
Verdeckt - December 27, 2011, 6:58 pm, #227005
...You could say there's a little bit of Uter in all of us..


SOMEBODY GET AN AXE!! - That "TREE" has swallowed a "CHILD"!!




STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT - exchanging glances


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - December 7, 2012, 6:19 pm, #241277
nice - worth remembering, just in case


NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em


TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am, #237212
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm, #237183
>XD
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm, #237180
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm, #237174
lol - thanks for the new ammo


NOW RUNNING ON BIO FUEL - what did they expect? Hogs will eat anything


TAGS: death from above goes green
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:14 pm, #171336
Green death from above. Amsome.
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 12:58 pm, #171275
Makes sense, Jet Fuel is just about like Diesel. Go Green!


YEAH, SCREW EARTH! - What has it done for us anyway, right?


TAGS: truck earth funny green diesel
Rating: 3.87/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:35 pm, #234803
It's not going to run now that he let the magic smoke out.
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 2:36 pm, #218326
"Thats how dad did it, thats how America does it, and it has worked out pretty well so far." Tony Stark


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm, #147431
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!


TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am, #118016
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.


AGGY - apology accepted


TAGS: culos aggy haz green card
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 5:43 pm, #212856
Well, I fail to see why I need to show my... wait, what? I'm illegal?
culos - February 21, 2011, 5:07 pm, #212853
BUMP! (I want Aggy to see this one)


ONLY IN THE 80'S - Emilio Estevez vs. The Green Goblin !


TAGS: only in the 80 s emilio estevez green goblin
Rating: 3.25/5

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Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 1:58 pm, #178136
Maximum Overdrive FTW! The only movie you can't make better by replacing its soundtrack with AC/DC songs because they're already there.


EVEN BETTER WITH VODKA -




GREEN MAN - some times you have to know not all people like to dance GOTTT EMMM!!




GREEN BERET -


TAGS: green beret
Rating: 2.06/5

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GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:10 am, #154347
Cheney was a green beret? who knew?


MOTIFAKE'S CAMPING TRIP 2011 -


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am, #225448
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am, #225353
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm, #225291

nice :)


Green Eyed Lady -


TAGS: quote shakespeare green eyed lady monster jealousy food meat angry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 12:34 pm, #252654
Well...nope! Teehee.
Oldsod - February 3, 2014, 6:52 am, #252650
Short and to the point. No myst'ry, Lady?


CONSERVATION -




GEICO -




PERSPECTIVE - The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.




DEPORTED -


TAGS: travel greencard danger rerun
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:01 pm, #204673

5L from me but dude i think you should lay off of aggy with these zingers.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:21 pm, #204553
Love it!


THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.


TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am, #178924
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm, #178861
Good one.


ARCHERY HUMOR - Sometimes it doesn't sound exactly the way you intended


TAGS: batman green arrow
Rating: 3.1/5

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Porcelina - March 9, 2009, 5:19 pm, #64655
Oh..if only all men had a great shaft.


GREEN CARS - Your doing it wrong




PHARMACEUTICALS -




PINK POWER - The big secret? She's not using mind control!


TAGS: star sapphire superman lois lane jimmy olsen green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:23 am, #179637
TheTrashHeap: Shut the hell up and mind your own d*** business!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:26 am, #179580
Wait maybe it's this one!


EPIC - Those... eyes... can't look... a-away...


TAGS: afghanwoman green eyes
Rating: 1.29/5
aaa - September 8, 2009, 3:11 pm, #116030
This picture is MANY years old. I remember seeing this in National Geographic when I was a kid. I've seen a recent ph**o of her; not so pretty now. Unfortunate. Still, GORGEOUS eyes!!!!
Lena - September 8, 2009, 1:24 am, #115897
Is... THIS why they hide their women? Pritty eyes!
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 12:11 am, #115662
Yeah...they recently published an updated pic of her. Let's just say that Afghanistan isn't a place where looks last long. It might also explain the whole face veil thing.
Informator - September 7, 2009, 12:06 am, #115660
ooooh this picture :o i love this ph**o...so she friggin prettyyyy >.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:26 pm, #115611
Pretty face overall.


NO ONE EXPECTS THE U2 MOVE -


TAGS: greeny urinal etiquette
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 17, 2011, 7:19 am, #224375
Thanks - I had dreams about this last night!


A LONG DRY SPELL -


TAGS: greeny celibacy
Rating: 4.97/5

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Greeny - December 21, 2011, 9:02 pm, #226804
Flower - lol; good thing they didn't ask about favorite jewels
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm, #226789

huge lolz. n1 AM


HERE THERE EVERYWHERE -




IDLE HANDS - are the devil's workshop


TAGS: cranky greeny pong bash silliness
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - June 20, 2012, 12:34 pm, #236432
Lmao. Do more of these. 5Lols
Greeny - June 19, 2012, 10:38 pm, #236418
That game was great for eye-hand coordination. By the way, don't ever mention that on a resume...


BUGGING OUT -




DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm, #138159
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am, #138073
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am, #138046
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am, #138019
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol


GOING GREEN - HE'S DOING IT WRONG. And kinda freaking me out too...




TWO MEN IN A BAR -


TAGS: greeny airman
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:36 am, #262619
a 5er as usual
Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:48 pm, #240748
LOL
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 9:02 am, #240706
Soooo...that's what it looks like when men have a blonde moment...5L
Greeny - November 19, 2012, 8:56 am, #240705
lol


Rerun - the one and only -


TAGS: greeny and rerun on nuke
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 8, 2013, 9:16 am, #249436
lol
rerun - September 8, 2013, 8:52 am, #249435

Taking a bow.


Lady's Night part two -


TAGS: greeny goes ginger
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2014, 8:35 am, #254117
Heh, I liked him and Steven Wright in ‘Coffee and Cigarettes’. Actually your ‘GF’ idea s/be credited to a Rodney Dangerfield skit, when he took his doll to the movies and started throwing popcorn in her mouth saying ‘great movie, aey?’
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:12 pm, #254110
Reminds me of Binigni's confession in Night on Earth!
MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:41 am, #254097
Mr.Gary...it would appear rerun got the dumb blonde. Too funny.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 10:53 am, #254094
that's funny
Greeny - April 5, 2014, 7:06 pm, #254088
LOL There's a song that says..."I got a spot that get's me h**, and you ain't been to it". I guess that can be taken many ways...
rerun - April 5, 2014, 6:36 pm, #254086

These are great.
Sho - April 5, 2014, 4:38 pm, #254085
LMAO


indisputable -


TAGS: grass greener question
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - June 20, 2014, 10:09 am, #255387
thanks Greeny and RL! :)
Greeny - June 19, 2014, 8:55 am, #255363
wow!
Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am, #255362

these just keep getting better and better


THE LOOK -


TAGS: redhead freckles green eyes beautiful
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 16, 2013, 11:14 pm, #250457
what a beautiful girl!
Sho - October 16, 2013, 6:57 pm, #250451
So I heard. Thing is, my father has light brown eyes, and my mother's are green and grey. So I have a mix of both of them
premiumgrade - October 16, 2013, 6:28 pm, #250450
You must have magnificent looking eyes
Sho - October 16, 2013, 12:03 pm, #250442
They look like mines, without some of the light brown near the center


YOU SHOULD SEE THE ONE I DID AT CHRISTMAS -


TAGS: greeny confession
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm, #233199
DITTO
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:20 am, #233168
lol²
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:43 am, #233156
lol


It was once said -


TAGS: quote g green shirley temple black death february 11 2014 85 years old rest in peace
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm, #252925
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm, #252915
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm, #252905
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm, #252899
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am, #252871
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am, #252867
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.


unrealistic -




FAME -


TAGS: greeny author bowie fame
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 1:36 pm, #254639

It's a burden. I live with one, too. He's 6-4, 260~~bad attitude, lousy t able manners, fights at the drop of a hat. I call him ***k, for short, but his name's Bill...
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 7:19 am, #254605
First thing morning, there it is... wow
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 8:35 pm, #254597
(Webster's) HUGE - very large or extensive, as a) of great size or area; b) great in scale or degree ; c) great in scope or character . Also the highest ranking on Motifake.


Downstream -


TAGS: downstream gary and greeny doing water monitoring
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - September 23, 2013, 1:09 am, #249934
Thanks for the comments, although I don't think I understood Greeny's. Glad you like it.
Greeny - September 21, 2013, 4:27 am, #249883
Nice - but we're always downstream from something...
GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:29 am, #249851
Well, Pagong, I’ll have ya know that, yes, I have been known to hang my rod over a creek every now and then…..but I fish upstream. 5L for the funny turtle


SNOOTINESS - don't push it bub


TAGS: green machines
Rating: 4.92/5

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Cloudchaser - October 4, 2010, 11:52 pm, #196815
It's actually a For Escape and unbelievably, the driver survived http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/accident/smallcar.asp
Untamedfifty - October 4, 2010, 10:32 pm, #196810
*gas
Untamedfifty - October 4, 2010, 10:32 pm, #196809
5 gus guzzling silverado's


When a tree commits murder -


TAGS: soylent green is people tree
Rating: 4.81/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 12:12 pm, #249081
And when a tee commit5 a murder.... nobody hears it =-O


Spirit In The Sky -


TAGS: song spirit in the sky norman greenbaum heaven hell death funeral tune
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 8:54 pm, #252728
Well you have an advantage then cuz I've never heard Stellar Kart's version. I'm gonna see if I can track it down...thanks!
STP - February 6, 2014, 8:15 pm, #252726
I actually never got a chance to listen to the original, but I know Stellar Kart does a decent version of it.


Who Knew? -


TAGS: greeny shows off artist melon
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:38 am, #254777
Aww don't sniffle...use a tissue! Glad you enjoyed it Greeny.
Greeny - May 13, 2014, 8:11 pm, #254771
*sniff* Beautiful


THE STANDARD OF GOOOOOOD -




RESOLUTIONS -


TAGS: new years resolutions live green
Rating: 4.56/5

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autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:51 pm, #209378
lol Tell! Most of us do!
tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 9:42 pm, #209304
Hey, I know those colours!
coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:23 pm, #209023
THAT is funny!! 5L.


SECRET AGENT MAN -


TAGS: johnny rivers greeny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - October 31, 2012, 4:44 am, #240293
And yet another tune stuck in my head... thank5!


KNOW YOUR ENEMY - For he is green with envy




AUGUST 18TH 5:45 AM - The search for Moooooooo is finally over


TAGS: no more green beers for you
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2010, 12:57 am, #166420
LMAO!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2010, 12:25 am, #166418
Just one and you know d*** well that you came by every hour GS!!
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 6:23 pm, #165377
see how much we love you moo+...it took us 5 months from tomorrow before we found you :)...but we never gave up the search. So, how many lonely cowboys were in that that posse that rode by, daily?


HE TRIES SO HARD -


TAGS: young greeny
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - November 29, 2012, 5:44 am, #241032
Ooooo - 5 degrees of burn!


ENJOY THE VIEW - Pretty soon they'll put up a wind farm.




Spit or Swallow -




GREENY - Dieting at its finest Small, red, and cubed


TAGS: greeny got cut
Rating: 4.3/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2012, 7:24 pm, #236135
lol
Sho - June 10, 2012, 5:37 pm, #236131
haha


THEY GROW UP SO FAST -


TAGS: greeny naughty boy
Rating: 4.3/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2012, 1:39 pm, #235507
I’m guessing this book was published before parents 5hifted blame towards everyone for their child’s problems and not themselves.
Greeny - May 30, 2012, 9:37 pm, #235466
lo*hic*l


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