Over 99751

Green Demotivational Poster

JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!

WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.

TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.

PLASTIC CHEESE TOP HATS - When a triangular plastic cheese hat just isn't classy enough for Monday Night.

TAGS: cheese packers tophats greenbay football
Rating: 4.06/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:38 pm
I live next to Titletown. How do you think I feel?

BEING GREEN - Easy it is not

STARBUCKS GOES GREEN - Forget the cup. Take your caffeine direct.

THE FAIL - runs strong in you

GREEN DAY - Not very green.

TAGS: green day should of waited until earth day
Rating: 2.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 6:12 pm
Because people have to moan about something. People moan about my favourite band because of the first album. When they realise they have changed, they continue to moan.
pitbull - April 22, 2010, 4:58 pm
the people who say that are haters. straight up
Cloudchaser - April 16, 2010, 1:16 am
Ever notice how when a band never changes its sound (Greenday) they're stale but if they do change their sound (Metallica) they're not being true to their roots? Why is that?

SINESTRO - What the f*ck were the Guardians thinking giving a power ring to someone named SINESTRO!

TRY IT - Just try to touch his nuts i dare you!


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.


TAGS: recycle bottle chai river green
Rating: 4.11/5

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Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:31 pm
Woulda given it 5, but could just imagine my fat backside parked on it breaking some of those bottle necks, ouch! 4Ls


TAGS: xmas shopping greeny
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:06 am
Greeny - December 17, 2011, 7:05 am
lol - just to be safe, I'm not showing this to her...

Quality -

TAGS: red green quote handsome handy
Rating: 4.89/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 18, 2015, 10:10 pm
As a kid I loved The Red Green Show" it makes of for the fact that Canada gave us Justin Bieber.
Greeny - June 30, 2013, 7:49 pm
5 rolls of duct ***e
lgvernon - June 30, 2013, 12:08 pm

Red Green~~Best. Show. Ever. 5LLLLLs

HATERS GONNA HATE - Especially if they have cooler armor.

NO, YOU MOVE - I'm the god damn Batman!

TAGS: batman robin green hornet kato bruce lee wayne
Rating: 3.59/5

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Mega48man - May 25, 2011, 3:29 pm
true, you can't beat that. however, that's the green hornet, it's guns...that shoot bullets
Guest091 - July 18, 2009, 11:01 am
I must admit, this Batmobile was probably the best one of them all featured on the show/movies. You can't be a classic ride.

RECYCLING - Russians hate it

TAGS: recycling russians hate police greenpeace
Rating: 3.58/5

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jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 10:09 pm
Brnn, listen to these people! RR and mooo put out great stuff and been here a long time. No offense to Ed-Hyde, Im just not as familiar with his work as I am RR and mooo. They are trying to help you, stop acting b*** hurt, listen to them and go for it!
forseti - September 15, 2010, 3:30 am
So you would prefer a page that only shows copies from other sites? I think, motifake is not the right place for you. I'll hit some more b***ons here to compensate your absence. Way to go! ;)
brnn19 - September 15, 2010, 2:34 am
A surefire way to reduce page impressions and thus revenue. Way to go!
rerun - September 14, 2010, 8:12 pm

then by all means please do not deny them your patronage
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 4:50 pm
They say there is no bad advertisement... Maybe all the negative fuss has its upside. On the other matter - as stated previously, there are "other" similar sites - somewhere someone will care enough to approve.
rerun - September 14, 2010, 11:51 am

well brnn19, I can help resolve this quite quickly. Would you like us to just stop approving your posters?
lesterinside - September 14, 2010, 11:00 am
Keep it up brnn19. Welcome to Motifake! And these guys, who accuses you of ripping, you'll thank them later. They are nice.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:32 am
Approvers don't have time to research every poster, We have to trust you not to plagiarize. If your other posters are original then they will be judged on funny alone.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:30 am
Well, several other posters of mine have been approved, let's see on what grounds would someone blame them as well...
forseti - September 14, 2010, 9:19 am
LOL TTH! I copied a poster too in my early days (at least a 3L pic!!!!!111). No problem brnn19, just try to be creative next time. The community want to see some new stuff (and perhaps you can be proud of what you've done!). ;)
TheTrashHeap - September 14, 2010, 8:41 am
Someone on the other site ripped it off from here and then traveled back in time to post it a week ago? Pretty elaborate just to steal a 2L poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:37 am
There is no "competing" site...but yeah...don't be a thief.
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 8:33 am
Sounds good, but the above image AND caption were posted on a competing site a week ago.
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 7:49 am
Or the other site ripped it off from here? Logos or anything? No...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:06 am
Ripped off from another site. 1L, do your own.

GREEN EARTH DAY - It Makes That Much Sense

TAGS: green but no peace
Rating: 3.89/5

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Cloudchaser - April 24, 2010, 4:24 am
Electrics may not be as clean as people think they are, but even with electricity from fossil plants taken into account, they're still cleaner
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 5:45 pm
I've got a wind farm attached to me... you don't want to be downwind
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 5:03 pm
Lots of wind farms here, quite a few dams too.
CANADA - April 23, 2010, 5:02 pm
six hydro dams here where i am
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:53 pm
Sorry to hear that, I've smelled both of those, but not at the smae time.
pieman - April 23, 2010, 4:49 pm
Yea. Try living next to that power plant. Smells like desperation and brain damage.
R.S.Jake - April 23, 2010, 4:10 pm
That's a Prius...you don't plug in a Prius. Besides, they don't use coal for power everywhere. Out west we use ground up Timmies, they burn 97% clean!


TAGS: green grass trespass sh** ass
Rating: 4.86/5

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5150monkeylove - April 12, 2011, 11:49 pm
Thanks, Yours have been really good for a noob. Keep it up. Don't forget to ask some of the remaining elder regulars for help if you are stuck.
marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:36 pm
Great Poster!

DADDY - would you like some sausage?

2ND GRADE - 3 long years for Greeny

TAGS: so sensitive greeny
Rating: 3.73/5

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Greeny - November 23, 2011, 6:43 pm
I think that was around the time that contacts were becoming popular. My teacher dug in her eyes with her fingers regularly to keep them straight. It was torture to watch. But she was h**.


TAGS: greeny monty python
Rating: 4.95/5

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McBum - August 2, 2011, 4:18 am
Now it's just a simple matter of exploding everything until you find him. Then maybe just a bit more after that.
Sean - July 26, 2011, 5:13 pm
But of course ... kaBOOOM!
ICEMAN - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm
5 Pythons.
Greeny - July 26, 2011, 1:41 pm


TAGS: lambeau field green bay
Rating: 4.71/5

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ughomer - November 5, 2012, 2:34 pm
I was at Lambeau Sunday afternoon where the same military honors were done by the crowd numbering some 70,000 roaring drunk fans!
EmilioDumphque - October 23, 2012, 10:08 pm

ST. PATRICK'S DAY - The only day during the year that we can be sure our kidneys work.


TAGS: green grass fertilizer growth
Rating: 5/5

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Sean - July 11, 2011, 6:39 pm
Great. And great use of a basic concept in forensic botany.
mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:36 pm
where is the other 5ide?...LOL
gas - July 11, 2011, 2:47 pm

SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning

TAGS: greeny birds bees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:56 pm
aaaah; one for the family scrapbook


TAGS: greeney out and about
Rating: 4.68/5

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Reality Lord - November 11, 2011, 6:04 pm

champ99 - November 10, 2011, 8:41 pm
BAHAHAHAH!! Dammit, just wasted a beer on my 5creen.
Greeny - November 10, 2011, 7:38 pm
geezus jones - looks like I can't reach the tissue5

GREEN - It's the new stupid.

TAGS: green environment nuclear power
Rating: 3.06/5

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Jianju - September 8, 2013, 12:26 am
Well, Zed, has Japan's disaster altered your feelings on the subject?
fred - March 12, 2010, 6:59 pm
James Lovelock: "only nuclear power can now halt global warming"
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 9:23 am
green (adj): 1. immature in age or judgment; untrained; inexperienced: a green worker. 2. simple; unsophisticated; gullible; easily fooled.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 12:43 pm
Seeing as how the radiation leakage of the sealed waste is less than that of unrefined uranium, I'd be happy to have it stored in my back yard, yes. But keeping it out of one's state is a political ballgame that no one wants to lose.
Zed - September 7, 2009, 8:50 pm
How about Antarctica? It's actually bigger than Africa (the largest inhabited continent on the planet) and no-one lives in Antarctica.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 1:13 am
True, that is an issue, but hardly one that dwarfs the benefits given global warming.
th3flyboy - September 7, 2009, 1:07 am
the issue isn't the emissions, it's where you put the waste... unless you're volunteering your yard?
Zed - September 1, 2009, 2:21 am
it unfortunately has too much of a negative perception in the USA.
Zed - September 1, 2009, 2:20 am
Unfortunately, we have too many screaming ninnies who don't realize that Three Mile Island and Chernobyl were utter aberrations, and that there has been no major incidents with any nuclear reactor built after 1968. As much as I'd like better nuclear power
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:47 am
I've often said that you's guys should become more like the French. *snickers*
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:34 am
Oh yeah? Well it's gonna cost ya. And I am basing my "knowledge" on what little I remember from a field trip to one a few decades ago. And my zipper broke earlier that day so I may have been didstracted somewhat by embarassment.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:25 am
Looks like we've found some common ground. I'd like to learn more about these CANDU reactors. Maybe we can use that as a model for this country if we can get a govt willing to consider the benefits of nuclear technology and how it can help the US.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 1:05 am
I am so pro-nuclear it's not funny -- much like this comment. Of course I'm partial to the Canadian technology, the so called CANDU reactors (I think). Use the heavy water as your coolant. All but melt down proof as no coolant, no continued reaction.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 1:01 am
I'll take 30 years that reduce our dependency of foriegn fuel until other technologies mature or we get some more breeder reactors going.
Derek - August 31, 2009, 6:17 pm
Sadly not plentiful. Without breeder reactors, we've got ~30 years worth of nuclear power left.

WHITEFISH - Wouldn't it be "Blackfish" since he's a Black Lantern now?

TAGS: aquaman aqualad tempest atlantis green lantern black lanterns corps
Rating: 1.71/5

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Sean - July 28, 2009, 10:48 pm
JALFORD Worst Motifaker EVER!


TAGS: wind turbine spins green
Rating: 4.59/5

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champ99 - November 10, 2011, 11:34 am
mariand - November 9, 2011, 5:22 pm

SUBSTITUTE REFEREES - Touchdown!!! ... NO Touchdown!!! ...Touchdown!!! ... "Upon further review of the play, we find you get what you pay for when you hire referees"

TAGS: referee greenbay packers seahawks bad
Rating: 4.5/5

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falloutghoul - September 28, 2012, 5:01 pm
Holy crap! I live in Kewaunee County.
Sh8kes - September 26, 2012, 10:03 pm
Thanks for the Advice about the color, I agree, it came out a bit dark
motinet - September 26, 2012, 10:10 am

Should post these to http://www.sportingbreakdown.com/
ughomer - September 26, 2012, 9:43 am
Emilio is right. Good first poster, though. I live in Green Bay and we got robbed!!!
EmilioDumphque - September 26, 2012, 3:48 am
Better start using a brighter color for your text.

KULULA AIRLINE PASSENGERS - Officially The Coolest Peeps in the World!

TAGS: airline people coolest airplane green
Rating: 3.31/5

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Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 12:40 pm
1L. I expected a lot more out of this one. The pic is full of amsome and then all you did was repeat wat the pic said with the small change of adding officially to it. C'mon bud, try harder.


TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.74/5

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Derek - June 12, 2012, 10:00 pm
Surely the fourth line should be; "Are you two women both from Scotland?" ?
spacedog - June 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
LMAO! Amsome poster Airman.
motinet - June 12, 2012, 3:52 pm

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG!
tatespa - June 12, 2012, 9:51 am
THAT is so funny!!! Way to go Airman!
Sho - June 11, 2012, 11:55 pm
I like these posters LOL. 5L
Greeny - June 11, 2012, 9:18 pm
hahaha... gave me flashbacks of two mountain 'women' in a bar once upon a time; they hit very hard, but at least they let me go...
mariand - June 11, 2012, 7:57 pm
hahaha...english humor?


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

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Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.

TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad

it might have been -

TAGS: kennedy assasination dallas speech john greenleaf whittier
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:22 am
Where was I when I heard that Kennedy was sh**? In diapers. He and his brother both tried to make the world a better place. Although their time was short, they got a lot done, and even more good stuff started. 5 black (mourning) lions

Reusable Shopping Bags -

TAGS: reusable bags green hypocrisy
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - August 25, 2013, 1:41 pm
I at least have good intentions. I bring all my bags, but forget them in the back of my '98 Chevy Blazer.
Cannabal - August 25, 2013, 1:41 am
But surely the lack of polyethylene bags easily offsets the gasoline consumption of my Hummer!

SAVE A TREE - Wipe your butt with an owl.


BURGER WITH DRINK AND SIDE OF FRIES - Behold the terror in my eyes Let all know that I wear this ring Fear my power BURGER KING!

TAGS: burger king freaky sinerstro green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

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GoForthAndDie - February 12, 2009, 10:39 pm
Very nice :)


TAGS: fear life end old greeny
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:27 pm
three hours, one hour, still....
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 10:25 pm
Still, as in, my misstatement is still there. Still, as in, I’m gonna still have to explain myself to Greeny in about three hours…Still, as in, this fricking poster is going to the h** list, then the hall of fame, and my misstatement will still be there
Greeny - April 15, 2012, 9:15 pm
uh, still? Rick made something amsome out of some menial ramblings... although it's probably a good thing I didn't have the laundry on my mind...
GaryO - April 15, 2012, 5:42 pm
Still, a good composition…
Rick69 - April 15, 2012, 5:39 pm
I feel as if I need to re-iterate; Greeny did inspire me to do this...
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 5:00 pm
I was just (quite a few hours back) thinking of this poster... tried to remember the wording to it... 5L



SCHOOL LUNCH - Don't you see? It's people! School lunch is people!

TAGS: soylent green school lunch gross
Rating: 4.22/5

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maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:10 am
Baked Not Fried !
Verdeckt - December 27, 2011, 6:58 pm
...You could say there's a little bit of Uter in all of us..

SOMEBODY GET AN AXE!! - That "TREE" has swallowed a "CHILD"!!

STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT - exchanging glances

TAGS: greeny
Rating: 4.9/5

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Greeny - December 7, 2012, 6:19 pm
nice - worth remembering, just in case

NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em

TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm
lol - thanks for the new ammo

NOW RUNNING ON BIO FUEL - what did they expect? Hogs will eat anything

TAGS: death from above goes green
Rating: 4.4/5

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spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:14 pm
Green death from above. Amsome.
R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 12:58 pm
Makes sense, Jet Fuel is just about like Diesel. Go Green!

YEAH, SCREW EARTH! - What has it done for us anyway, right?

TAGS: truck earth funny green diesel
Rating: 3.87/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:35 pm
It's not going to run now that he let the magic smoke out.
suru22 - May 9, 2011, 2:36 pm
"Thats how dad did it, thats how America does it, and it has worked out pretty well so far." Tony Stark

HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.

TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?

GREENER - You'd think Bruce Wayne could end this argument by buying a crapload of carbon credits!

TAGS: september challenge green arrow vs green batman
Rating: 3.42/5

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Anonymous2 - September 15, 2009, 9:54 am
Wait, I thought the Batmobile ran off of Atomic batteries and turbines... nuclear is very "green", unless there's a meltdown.

A fart -

TAGS: its all green motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:46 pm
Hilarious, Silvy!!!! I love a good fart joke! The toxic cloud pic is AWESOME!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!

AGGY - apology accepted

TAGS: culos aggy haz green card
Rating: 4.82/5

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agdaniele - February 21, 2011, 5:43 pm
Well, I fail to see why I need to show my... wait, what? I'm illegal?
culos - February 21, 2011, 5:07 pm
BUMP! (I want Aggy to see this one)

ONLY IN THE 80'S - Emilio Estevez vs. The Green Goblin !

TAGS: only in the 80 s emilio estevez green goblin
Rating: 3.25/5

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Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 1:58 pm
Maximum Overdrive FTW! The only movie you can't make better by replacing its soundtrack with AC/DC songs because they're already there.


GREEN MAN - some times you have to know not all people like to dance GOTTT EMMM!!


TAGS: green beret
Rating: 2.06/5

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GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 11:10 am
Cheney was a green beret? who knew?


TAGS: camping tents verdeckt hawamleh greeny pzykosis house airman forseti caveman mr m as seen by us
Rating: 5/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:59 am
this is not a good time to go cheap on the material you buy EXSPEACIALLY THE ROPE!!! :)
maoworks2 - October 26, 2011, 9:23 am
where's the out house ?
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 12:53 pm

nice :)

Green Eyed Lady -

TAGS: quote shakespeare green eyed lady monster jealousy food meat angry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 12:34 pm
Well...nope! Teehee.
Oldsod - February 3, 2014, 6:52 am
Short and to the point. No myst'ry, Lady?



PERSPECTIVE - The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it.


TAGS: travel greencard danger rerun
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:01 pm

5L from me but dude i think you should lay off of aggy with these zingers.
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 9:21 pm
Love it!

THE GREEN MANTIS - To the Grey Scorpion, he is the mortal enemy: for one day, he was caught bangin' his squeeze: Isabella Rossellini.

TAGS: greyscorpion green mantis isabella rossellini
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:33 am
she still texts me, clingy wench, just like her momma used to. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
Good one.

ARCHERY HUMOR - Sometimes it doesn't sound exactly the way you intended

TAGS: batman green arrow
Rating: 3.1/5

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Porcelina - March 9, 2009, 5:19 pm
Oh..if only all men had a great shaft.

GREEN CARS - Your doing it wrong


PINK POWER - The big secret? She's not using mind control!

TAGS: star sapphire superman lois lane jimmy olsen green lantern
Rating: 2.56/5

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:23 am
TheTrashHeap: Shut the hell up and mind your own d*** business!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:26 am
Wait maybe it's this one!

EPIC - Those... eyes... can't look... a-away...

TAGS: afghanwoman green eyes
Rating: 1.29/5
aaa - September 8, 2009, 3:11 pm
This picture is MANY years old. I remember seeing this in National Geographic when I was a kid. I've seen a recent ph**o of her; not so pretty now. Unfortunate. Still, GORGEOUS eyes!!!!
Lena - September 8, 2009, 1:24 am
Is... THIS why they hide their women? Pritty eyes!
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 12:11 am
Yeah...they recently published an updated pic of her. Let's just say that Afghanistan isn't a place where looks last long. It might also explain the whole face veil thing.
Informator - September 7, 2009, 12:06 am
ooooh this picture :o i love this ph**o...so she friggin prettyyyy >.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:26 pm
Pretty face overall.


TAGS: greeny urinal etiquette
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 17, 2011, 7:19 am
Thanks - I had dreams about this last night!


TAGS: greeny celibacy
Rating: 4.97/5

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Greeny - December 21, 2011, 9:02 pm
Flower - lol; good thing they didn't ask about favorite jewels
Reality Lord - December 21, 2011, 12:47 pm

huge lolz. n1 AM


IDLE HANDS - are the devil's workshop

TAGS: cranky greeny pong bash silliness
Rating: 4.2/5

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Sho - June 20, 2012, 12:34 pm
Lmao. Do more of these. 5Lols
Greeny - June 19, 2012, 10:38 pm
That game was great for eye-hand coordination. By the way, don't ever mention that on a resume...



TAGS: greenpeace police arrested diplomacy donuts global warming
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoneCD - November 20, 2009, 5:13 pm
LMAO excellent
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 9:14 am
Sure Derek, unless seen in your "rear-view" mirror. *giggle* Get it? "REAR"-view? Mirror? *snicker*
Derek - November 20, 2009, 4:25 am
OMOH = Special Purpose Police Squad. Basically the riot squad.
whatukno - November 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Anyone else notice that cop's name is Omoh? lol

GOING GREEN - HE'S DOING IT WRONG. And kinda freaking me out too...


TAGS: greeny airman
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:36 am
a 5er as usual
Airman - November 19, 2012, 6:48 pm
MissPriss - November 19, 2012, 9:02 am
Soooo...that's what it looks like when men have a blonde moment...5L
Greeny - November 19, 2012, 8:56 am

Rerun - the one and only -

TAGS: greeny and rerun on nuke
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 8, 2013, 9:16 am
rerun - September 8, 2013, 8:52 am

Taking a bow.

Lady's Night part two -

TAGS: greeny goes ginger
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2014, 8:35 am
Heh, I liked him and Steven Wright in ‘Coffee and Cigarettes’. Actually your ‘GF’ idea s/be credited to a Rodney Dangerfield skit, when he took his doll to the movies and started throwing popcorn in her mouth saying ‘great movie, aey?’
EmilioDumphque - April 6, 2014, 10:12 pm
Reminds me of Binigni's confession in Night on Earth!
MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:41 am
Mr.Gary...it would appear rerun got the dumb blonde. Too funny.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 10:53 am
that's funny
Greeny - April 5, 2014, 7:06 pm
LOL There's a song that says..."I got a spot that get's me h**, and you ain't been to it". I guess that can be taken many ways...
rerun - April 5, 2014, 6:36 pm

These are great.
Sho - April 5, 2014, 4:38 pm

indisputable -

TAGS: grass greener question
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - June 20, 2014, 10:09 am
thanks Greeny and RL! :)
Greeny - June 19, 2014, 8:55 am
Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am

these just keep getting better and better


TAGS: redhead freckles green eyes beautiful
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - October 16, 2013, 11:14 pm
what a beautiful girl!
Sho - October 16, 2013, 6:57 pm
So I heard. Thing is, my father has light brown eyes, and my mother's are green and grey. So I have a mix of both of them
premiumgrade - October 16, 2013, 6:28 pm
You must have magnificent looking eyes
Sho - October 16, 2013, 12:03 pm
They look like mines, without some of the light brown near the center


TAGS: greeny confession
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:20 am
mariand - April 13, 2012, 3:43 am

It was once said -

TAGS: quote g green shirley temple black death february 11 2014 85 years old rest in peace
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 13, 2014, 9:10 pm
It’s just steve’s altar eggo…incurable waffle worshiper that he is
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:25 pm
you mean Steve and Steve?....Good idea. I like Steve, but Steve weirds me out.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 3:24 pm
Actually, just looked it up. The Fish and Chip franchise WAS named after him. Cool.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:41 pm
You 2 have got to stop following each other around and commenting...too funny.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:27 am
The fish and chip guy?
GaryO - February 13, 2014, 8:32 am
Filmdom’s darling…..and enigma, how to keep her small, and cute. Then aldulthood….and still talking like she was three…as an ambassador….sheeesh. Yeah, her movies were cute, but the actor that stole the show in some of her movies was Arthur Treacher.

unrealistic -


TAGS: greeny author bowie fame
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 1:36 pm

It's a burden. I live with one, too. He's 6-4, 260~~bad attitude, lousy t able manners, fights at the drop of a hat. I call him ***k, for short, but his name's Bill...
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 7:19 am
First thing morning, there it is... wow
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 8:35 pm
(Webster's) HUGE - very large or extensive, as a) of great size or area; b) great in scale or degree ; c) great in scope or character . Also the highest ranking on Motifake.

Downstream -

TAGS: downstream gary and greeny doing water monitoring
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - September 23, 2013, 1:09 am
Thanks for the comments, although I don't think I understood Greeny's. Glad you like it.
Greeny - September 21, 2013, 4:27 am
Nice - but we're always downstream from something...
GaryO - September 20, 2013, 8:29 am
Well, Pagong, I’ll have ya know that, yes, I have been known to hang my rod over a creek every now and then…..but I fish upstream. 5L for the funny turtle

SNOOTINESS - don't push it bub

TAGS: green machines
Rating: 4.92/5

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Cloudchaser - October 4, 2010, 11:52 pm
It's actually a For Escape and unbelievably, the driver survived http://www.snopes.com/ph**os/accident/smallcar.asp
Untamedfifty - October 4, 2010, 10:32 pm
Untamedfifty - October 4, 2010, 10:32 pm
5 gus guzzling silverado's

When a tree commits murder -

TAGS: soylent green is people tree
Rating: 4.81/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:07 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2013, 12:12 pm
And when a tee commit5 a murder.... nobody hears it =-O

Spirit In The Sky -

TAGS: song spirit in the sky norman greenbaum heaven hell death funeral tune
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 8:54 pm
Well you have an advantage then cuz I've never heard Stellar Kart's version. I'm gonna see if I can track it down...thanks!
STP - February 6, 2014, 8:15 pm
I actually never got a chance to listen to the original, but I know Stellar Kart does a decent version of it.

Who Knew? -

TAGS: greeny shows off artist melon
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - May 14, 2014, 12:38 am
Aww don't sniffle...use a tissue! Glad you enjoyed it Greeny.
Greeny - May 13, 2014, 8:11 pm
*sniff* Beautiful



TAGS: new years resolutions live green
Rating: 4.56/5

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autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:51 pm
lol Tell! Most of us do!
tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 9:42 pm
Hey, I know those colours!
coldinjected - January 3, 2011, 1:23 pm
THAT is funny!! 5L.


TAGS: johnny rivers greeny
Rating: 4.5/5

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Greeny - October 31, 2012, 4:44 am
And yet another tune stuck in my head... thank5!

KNOW YOUR ENEMY - For he is green with envy

AUGUST 18TH 5:45 AM - The search for Moooooooo is finally over

TAGS: no more green beers for you
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - March 23, 2010, 12:57 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 23, 2010, 12:25 am
Just one and you know d*** well that you came by every hour GS!!
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 6:23 pm
see how much we love you moo+...it took us 5 months from tomorrow before we found you :)...but we never gave up the search. So, how many lonely cowboys were in that that posse that rode by, daily?


TAGS: young greeny
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - November 29, 2012, 5:44 am
Ooooo - 5 degrees of burn!

ENJOY THE VIEW - Pretty soon they'll put up a wind farm.

Spit or Swallow -

GREENY - Dieting at its finest Small, red, and cubed

TAGS: greeny got cut
Rating: 4.3/5

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Greeny - June 10, 2012, 7:24 pm
Sho - June 10, 2012, 5:37 pm